Just for Laugh! =)

This "article" below was adopted from one of my friend. He is those kind of happy-go-lucky person and seriously speaking, doesn't take relationship seriously. However, his blog entry below (quoted) kinda carry some meaning in it. If not, read it just for fun to lighten up whatever moody feelings you have. =) (Please do not get offended by the strong language. He's still a kid. )

Dude : I got dumped man.

Me : Uh, ok. Waddaya want me to do.

*silence*

Me : You want her back?

Dude : Yeah.

Me : Why?

Dude : I dunno.

Me : U're fuckin retarded.

*silence*

Me : Give me a good reason why you want her back. If you can I'll help ya out.

Dude : I dunno how to put it in words.

Me : U're still retarded. Just worse.

Dude : I dunno where to go, I wanna go down to where she and her friends are.

Me : What good will it do? Answer this question before you go down.

Dude : *silence*

Me : Why doncha come over and we'll see how we can help you. Its pretty obvious you're not gonna be scoring any points by going down.

Dude : Ok

*5 minutes later*

Dude : I'm going to find em.

Me : Look. Whether you want her or not, going down is downright retarded. Its a lose lose. If you want her back, going down shows how fuckin pathetic you are. If not, you're bloody wasting your time.

Dude : . . . . . . . . .

Me : I'm goin home.

*phone rings*

Dude : Lend me forty bucks man.

Me : Fuck off.

Yet another classic example of how not to handle a break up. Dumped or dump, its retarded to run right back to ur brand new ex just to show him/her how much you miss him/her. Reasons are already stated above. Why can't anyone ever understand this? If love is blind, then fuck love. A relationship is supposed to enhance one's life, not drag it into some deep abyss of pain, hurt, and degradedness. If it gets to the latter, please have some sense to kill it off?

Holding on due to the fact that its a long relationship is the sorriest reason for a relationship itself. Ask yourself why the r/s started, and what you felt. Sure, honeymoon period is called honeymoon period for a reason, but with a couple with some intelligence, it can be kept going. If not, by virtue of the fact that both parties in a r/s has at least some intelligence, they should have agreed to either a mutual break up or to sort out the problems and iron out the issues.

I hope Dude ain't dead yet. Somebody his age should have some common sense already. A r/s is not all rosy and well, else it wouldn't be termed one. But if things get so so so so so so so bad, fucking stop it?

I am such a wonderful person =)